Divine Retribution

So I know I'm not the only one smirking at this story: the possible hepatitis A outbreak after a swanky Hollywood party - the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue party, no less - catered by Wolfgang Puck. This version of the story contains one especially telling detail: Beyonce isn't worried about getting infected because she didn't eat. Thankfully, of all the Hep viruses, Hep A is the easiest to treat.